just call me dreamer because that's all I'll ever be.

historical favorites: frederick the great, alexander the great, franz liszt, michel de montaigne

btw, i'm chinese-american. surprised? same here. LOL

Send me a ship and I’ll tell you….

sexypastamodel:

My headcanons!

Who kills the bugs
Who hogs the sheets
Who hates mornings
Who’s cranky before they had their coffee
Who’s doesn’t like their mother in law
Who drives
Who gets horny in awkward public places
Who had a scene phase
Who wore braces
Who got bullied.
Who collects ceramic elephants.

piety-patience-modesty-distrust:

Kaiser Wilhelm II and his horse
Source: The George Grantham Bain Collection, U.S. Library of Congress

ORLANDO BLOOM PUNCHED JUSTIN BIEBER IN THE FACE

johnthreecontinents:

johnthreecontinents:

ORLANDO BLOOM PUNCHED JUSTIN BIEBER IN THE FACE

ORLANDO BLOOM PUNCHED JUSTIN BIEBER IN THE FACE

  1. ORLANDO BLOOM PunCHED KJUSTIN BIEBER IN THE FCACE
  • ORLAND O
  • BLOOM
  • PUNCHESDD
  • JUSTIN
  • BIEBER
  • …………………………
  • IN THE FUCKING FACE

watch orlando bloom punch justin bieber in the face

sharkprncess:

i feel better going on tumblr regularly than i do not doing so because if there’s a zombie outbreak then tumblr will probably know about it faster than the news will report it and i’ll have more time to prepare

I CAN’T FUCKING BELIEVE I JUST FUCKING LOCKED MYSELF OUT OF MY ROOM

smugsbunny:

whoopsimightbegettingsued:

Welp

darkbluetile:

thebrownskingirl:

You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.

I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract

infinite-waffles:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

Yup

strainsandstripes:

the back to school aisle never looked so beautiful

Ich will, dass du nicht schlafen kannst, wenn ich nicht neben dir liege.
Ich will, dass du die halbe Nacht wach liegst und mich vermisst.
Ich will, dass jeder einzelne Tag ein bisschen weniger toll ist, wenn ich ihn nicht mit dir verbringe.
Ich will, dass du die Stunden zählst, bis wir uns wiedersehen.
Ich will, dass du dich in der Schule nicht konzentrieren kannst, wenn ich nicht da bin.
Ich will, dass du ständig dein Handy checkst, um zu schauen, ob ich geschrieben habe.
Ich will, dass es dir schlecht geht, wenn du mich vermisst.
Denn ich will, dass du weißt, wie es mir geht, wenn du nicht da bist und ich dich vermisse.

I want you not to be able to fall asleep when I don’t lie next to you.

I want you to lie awake half of the night, missing me.

I want every day to be a little less great when I’m not spending it with you.

I want you to count the hours until we see each other again.

I want you not to be able to be concentrated at school when I’m not there.

I want you to check your phone all the time to check if I’ve texted you.

I want you to feel bad when you miss me.

Because I want you to know how I feel when you’re not there and I’m missing you.

(via germanlanguagerocks)